May 2013
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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wurnbo: did i allow u to have fun without me
May 21st
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simonmarshallcolfer: help-the-fandoms-have-me: WHOA DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever, the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it because by doing an internet...
May 19th
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May 19th
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finnxodairr: do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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cybercum: when you follow someone for their blog and then realize that they’re super fuckin hot it’s like buying a snickers bar and finding $200 inside
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
May 19th
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May 19th
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zfitzgerald: I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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sorou: i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not...
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
May 18th
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me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: ...
me: does this have wi-fi
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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dirkkat: i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
May 18th
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jjlj13: laugh-until-you-drop: thesame5people: foreveralone-lyguy: I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people. Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
May 16th
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May 16th
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New Star Trek movie was amazing. Now I must sleep.
May 16th
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May 16th
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gaeth: i-have-found-serenity: Are people really shipping Kirk and Spock?! I’m so close to being done with tumblr. Omfg what’re you going to call it? Kirkcock? …not sure if joke or not Kirk/Spock is like old old as balls It is literally the ship that the shipping term “slash” was coined for
May 16th
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May 16th
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cthulhu-with-a-fez: too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like  THAT IS DOG  I AM DOG  DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public we’re just like YOU ARE FAN I AM FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN
May 16th
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